Dei de caras com um post engracado enquanto andava a pesquisar sobre a industria do vinho do porto para um trabalho que estou a fazer sobre Portugal.
Pensei em voces. Aqui fica

Port Wine or water
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (or E. coli) which is the bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of excrement. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, Port or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

So Remember: Water = Poop Port Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink Port wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit! There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.